robertalks.com » job http://blog.robertalks.com here I talk Tue, 01 Nov 2011 17:30:19 +0000 en hourly 1 Bad Monday…http://blog.robertalks.com/index.php/2009/02/02/bad-monday/ http://blog.robertalks.com/index.php/2009/02/02/bad-monday/#comments Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:14:39 +0000 robert http://blog.robertalks.com/?p=193 I know that Monday is a bad day, usually because we come out of a weekend wanting more sleep and fun then actual work. But for me, this Monday is really bad. In the morning, I got the feeling I’m getting sick with the flu or some cold, which end-up to be true… I’m getting worst and worst. Then we came to work, when we got here we realized, actually we where informed that there is no water at all. This means, portable toilets and water from the machine. This also put me in a difficult situation as I wanted to drink some hot tea to get a bit better with my flu/cold.

Now that’s kind of impossible without water!!! Could this day getting any worst?! Of course it could, I just really hope it wont.

Bad Monday!

Wish you good luck today…

]]> http://blog.robertalks.com/index.php/2009/02/02/bad-monday/feed/ 0 Fun: Farting at work…http://blog.robertalks.com/index.php/2009/01/14/fun-farting-at-work/ http://blog.robertalks.com/index.php/2009/01/14/fun-farting-at-work/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:42:24 +0000 robert http://blog.robertalks.com/?p=38 A lot of you have strange or funny experiences at work. Some of them you remember, some not, some of them are too much and some just keep on coming back. Something like this happened to me to… well lets say goes into the “what the hell was that?” category.

A couple of days ago, while being on a break for a smoke in the usual place, one guy just drops a big one… but I mean a big one. Now I am not a person who says farting is wrong, you should do it and so on. I mean its a normal thing, which has to be done, but when you do it, at least in public, you have to try to don’t be so obvious, right?!

I don’t know what this guy was thinking, he was with his back to me and to some other people and just farted, he didn’t blink, turn his back, nothing. Now I only have two questions:

1. Did he farted, but expected that the fart will be a quite one? You know those ones which you think you can manage, but when you let them go they will just ripe your pants.

or

2. He knew it was coming, he knew the power of it and just wanted to let go… maybe see what happens, what reaction the people might have?

I suppose I wont ever find out, its not like I’m gonna go one day to him and ask him about it “You know, some time ago, you drop a big one and was wondering if it was a mistake or you just really want it?”

Well for my closing… Thank God it didn’t smell!

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